…but I’m totally unqualified for:
- Committee of Scrutineers. This is actually not a full-time position, but if I was an International Olympic Committee member, this position could be an option. I first heard about it when I was watching the 2016 Olympic vote in Daley Plaza, and the vote would be inspected by the committee of scrutineers. Doesn’t that sound awesome? I think all voting-based events should have “scrutineers,” not accountants or machines counting the vote.
- Adjudication Manager for Guinness World Records. Again, not qualified (you need to speak English and Spanish), but it’d be pretty cool to know you’re helping set bar bets around the world.
- Labyrinth Builder. Not just cool, but also amazing.
This is just a start–chime in with your own, please!
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October 15th, 2009 at 11:44 am
My mom thinks it would be cool to be the actual person who wanders around the country for the phone company and says “Can you hear me now?” That’s a real job! Hey, getting paid to wander around the country sounds good to me.